Does this hair make me look fat??

Well it is now the day after the weekend of the WORLDS GREATEST SHAVE and I am now offically very near bald. Not quite as I would not let my husband shave me down to the bare skin - I have just left a very short covering - after all I am in the colonies and I am sure that I am reverting back to the old convict style of haircut whereby only the worst offending women would have thier heads shaven...so I have lost my status!!!!!

But I did manage to get to my goal which was $1000..if fact I have scored a little more. The total amount still to come I believe I have about $1300.SO this little Lady is well pleased. Now to find a good hat!